Scoring

This afternoon, I tossed a pair of socks from the side of the bed into the laundry hamper.

"Say," I asked the old man, "if I shoot a pair of socks into the hamper and they both go in, but it's with a single shot, does that count as two points or four points?"

"Four points, I think," he said. "It's minus four if you miss," he added as he picked up a t-shirt that caught the edge of the hamper and slid to the floor.

I think I should get points just for picking up the piles of clothes Adventure Girl leaves all over the house.